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Month: August 2012

The Law Offices of Robert J. Nahoum, P.C. – A New York Consumer Protection Law Firm

  • debt collection
  • Fair Debt Collection Practices Act

Debt Collection Lawyers Are Liars

By: Robert J. Nahoum Q: How can a pregnant woman tell that she’s carrying a future lawyer? A: She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna. Q: How does an attorney sleep? A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar? A: The pronunciation. Q: How can you […]

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